As well as having unique finger prints, we all have unique tongue prints.

What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.

Kangaroos can’t walk backwards.

How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints.

Tomatoes and avocados are actually fruits, not vegetables.

A group of frogs is called an army.

What is a computer’s favorite snack?
Computer chips.

How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall.